What could you do if you are dead?

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BBC News - Living Ohio man Donald Miller ruled 'legally dead'


Hancock County, Ohio

A US man declared dead after he disappeared nearly three decades ago cannot now be declared officially alive, though he has returned home and is in good health, a judge has ruled.

Donald Miller of Ohio left behind a wife, two children and significant debt when he fled his home in 1986.

He was declared legally dead in 1994, then re-emerged in 2005 and attempted to apply for a driving license.

A judge this week found death rulings cannot be overturned after three years.

Judge Allan Davis handed down the ruling in Hancock County, Ohio, probate court on Monday, calling it a "strange, strange situation", according to media reports.

"We've got the obvious here. A man sitting in the courtroom, he appears to be in good health,'' he said, finding that he was prevented by state law from declaring Mr Miller legally alive.

"I don't know where that leaves you, but you're still deceased as far as the law is concerned."
 
   / What could you do if you are dead? #2  
This is a really ridiculous situation.

I suspect he could get this resolved in short order by committing a minor offense and refusing to pay the fine. He could use the defense that it is not possible to fine a dead man for an act committed while dead.
 
   / What could you do if you are dead? #3  
Speed, get picked up, no lisence, but officer I am legally dead, you cannot give a dead man a ticket!
:laughing:
Dave
 
   / What could you do if you are dead? #4  
I could get caught up on my sleep.
 
   / What could you do if you are dead? #5  
Or just become an Illegal Alien - They pay no taxes, get drivers licenses, can not practice law in Ca., Get IN STATE tuition, free food stamps, pay $1.00 month in Commie Care etc.etc. etc. So Why die just become Illegal
 
   / What could you do if you are dead? #7  
That's an easy question!!! In Texas they can vote. Duvall County is full of voters like that :)
 
   / What could you do if you are dead? #8  
In a case like this I would just go around haunting people I didn't like.
 
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   / What could you do if you are dead? #10  
He should move to chicago...they at least let dead people vote there...
 

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