Just thinking out loud. Alcohol vapor has the specific gravity of 1.6 which means it is heavier than air. So if we all build a still and make corn squeezings (only to pour on ant mounds), what would that cost? If you pour enough on a mound it will displace the oxygen and maybe the ants will die?
Lou, you ever tried this?
Just got back from Vegas.. talking about Ants and Hooch.. something I wrote a few years back..
Almost true, whisky and the ant that is...
Ant by Lou
Fire ants can be a friend under the right circumstances.
Today was hot and it was long
It was great to finally get home
"Still fixing supper, you can watch"
"Think I will pour myself a glass of scotch"
Now here I quietly sit, somewhat stoned
Watching an ant crawl across the room
Wondering if he has a friend or not
Heck he's weaving, as if he may be lost
Now I could get up and take his life
But he may have a home and a wife
I wonder if she would care, she might
If he didn't show up at all tonight
I think I will give him a drop to drink
Look at that, he stood up and winked
Wait, he may not be a he but a she
Because she's starting to smile at me
I think I need another drink
To clear my mind so I can think
I could do worse, you know
I looked down, where did she go?
Well I guess that's the way it will be
She found another and dumped me
Hope their happy as two dove
She was to small for me to love,,,,
Lou