Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics)

[oldpilgrim]

"The dead don't know they're dead. Their death only affects the people around them. It's the same with stupidity."

author unknown.

 

[Locoweed]

A bit of rephrasing from the first post.

There is nothing common about having sense.

Action speaks louder than words.

Some people are educated beyond their basic intelligence.

An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure.

I may be slow, but my quality is poor.

 

[Loadstar]

Broken clock is right twice a day-(I don't know)

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day-(don't know either)

 

[Jim Shooz]

Man with one clock always knows the correct time. Man with two clocks never sure.

 

[GPintheMitten]

I crack me up ...me.

I already told you more than I know...me.

 

[davrow]

I've always liked "He's dead, Jim!" (some anonymous script writer for Star Trek)

Some things just can't be fixed.

 

[oldballs]

"Poor boys have poor ways"........as far as I know, I learned it from my Dad.....may he RIP.

 

[Deere Dude]

Beauty is only a light switch away. (Kid on the make).

 

[oldballs]

...........or, "the girls start looking better near closing time"......a country song writer.

 

[pmsmechanic]

I tell a lot of my young friends: "It's a lot happier being single and unhappy than being married and unhappy." In other words be careful who you pick to be the mother of your kids.