You know your neighbor's visitors are from the city when...

[Sprinklerman]

We were just visiting relatives in Hickory NC , Behind the wifes parents house was a pasture with cows . And yes , there was an electric fence there . Well I have a 11 year old boy who doesnt believe what his Dad tells him . Told him" dont touch the fence , its electric " So naturally he has to see for himself . Both me and his uncle couldnt stop laughing .

 

[oldballs]

"Hey", I was that city boy a long time ago, when I stuck my finger into the bolt hole that locked in the windmill. Well, the wind started to blow and my finger really hurt.....

Or the time I cut across a field to get to a pond to fish. That bull scared the pee out of me.:shocked:

 

[dragoneggs]

.... or when your neighbor can't figure out why the water wasn't working when the power went out.

 

[/pine]

That better than peeing on the electric fence.

I've seen city dudes...walk a ways through a wood lot back to the house to use the rest room to wizz...!

 

[lilranch2001]

When I saw the title of this thread I figured someone was making fun of a certain person who posts a LOT on another thread

 

[CCWKen]

... You hear them complaining that the GPS is all wrong out here. :laughing:

I actually had a visitor call and ask, "where am I?" while on her way out here from the big city. I gave her the address three times and gave the cross road that bounds the East side. She didn't have enough sense to look at mail box addresses instead of her GPS.

 

[RichZ]

I love when we have relatives from the city visiting and they not only lock their cars, but they also put their car alarms on. I point out that we leave the keys in our unlocked cars, trucks and tractors, and one of our tractors is worth much more than their car. Who do they think is gonna steal their car???? You can't even see another house from our house.

 

[motownbrowne]

I love when we have relatives from the city visiting and they not only lock their cars, but they also put their car alarms on. I point out that we leave the keys in our unlocked cars, trucks and tractors, and one of our tractors is worth much more than their car. Who do they think is gonna steal their car???? You can't even see another house from our house.

I leave my keys in my pickup parked in the driveway. After all, what if there was an emergency and one of my neighbors needed it?

 

[4570Man]

I love when we have relatives from the city visiting and they not only lock their cars, but they also put their car alarms on. I point out that we leave the keys in our unlocked cars, trucks and tractors, and one of our tractors is worth much more than their car. Who do they think is gonna steal their car???? You can't even see another house from our house.

My truck is worth more stolen. It really doesn't make sense to ever take the keys out even though I do.

 

[MF283]

My truck is worth more stolen. It really doesn't make sense to ever take the keys out even though I do.

yep, lawnmower is worth more than my truck:shocked: