PhysAssist
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**********; offers or solicitation of illegal prostitution... animal parts, stud service
Will there goes my business idea..
A patient came in to my office the other day and asked me to clarify a diagnostic question for him...
First he asked if he was truly an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic with anxiety issues, just because he lays awake at night worrying whether there is a DOG....
Then he asked if he would be considered a sadomasochist with a bent toward ********** because, when he does fall asleep, he dreams that he is beating a dead horse.
He further reported that this dream alternates with dreams of being a wigwam or tee-pee, so I told him:
"You're just too tense..."
Ba Dum Bump...