I've had pairs of shorts (not underwear) that have a draw string in the front.
Let me tell you, the best knot you'll ever tie in your life is the one that you tied in your shorts right before you have to piss like a race horse and you discover you can't get the **** knot untied so that you can go!
Let me tell you, the best knot you'll ever tie in your life is the one that you tied in your shorts right before you have to piss like a race horse and you discover you can't get the **** knot untied so that you can go!