What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Doofy]

...or having **** for Brains!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Man, that's "crooked as a dog's hind leg".

 

[Doofy]

"Does ten pounds of flour make a big biscuit"? DUH!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Q. "What do you know?"
A. "I know it takes a big hog to weigh a ton".

 

[2ndhalf]

They look like they been rode hard and put away wet

 

[2ndhalf]

Funny story;

When a couple guys who I worked with were out getting some supplies or something and they came back to the plant. They stopped at the gaurd shack and the gaurd (femaie) comes out to their car and asks "are you stone hard?"

You have to know these guys, but they looked at each other and just bust out laughing.

Apparently she was expecting a flooring company that was coming in to put down some flooring and the company name was "Stonehard".

I will never forget that.... sometimes comedy just happens right in front of you.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

The first guy doesn't stand a chance....

I was dancing with a young lady...this was many, many years ago...it was an up-close, big band kind of dancing music...and she says:

"Mmmmmm. That smells good...what do you have on?"

And I said:

"I have a **** on, but I didn't know you could smell it!"

She collapsed on the floor in a laughing fit and I thought I was going to have to carry her off the dance floor.

 

[Doofy]

The first guy doesn't stand a chance....

I was dancing with a young lady...this was many, many years ago...it was an up-close, big band kind of dancing music...and she says:

"Mmmmmm. That smells good...what do you have on?"

And I said:

"I have a **** on, but I didn't know you could smell it!"

She collapsed on the floor in a laughing fit and I thought I was going to have to carry her off the dance floor.

Hahahaha. Now, THAT was FUNNY!

 

[tallyho8]

or whupped with an ugly stick.

 

[crash325]

Mom almost never drove over 45mph, so a lot of people passed her.
She would say, "speed on brother - **** is only 1/2 full".