I really get a kick out of post like yours... I bet you with a little "looking" I can find one with the same message for just about every saw built! lol
I know LOT's of guys that have 562xp's and love them... I in fact have a 562xp and so far it's been a great saw, working perfect every time we use it...
Now, you say they are junk and fall apart, well I also have a Jonsered 2260, (it's really a 562xp with Johnny cloths on it) and it's been working hard for me day after day, including this last Saturday,
Nothing has needed attention on either saw, both work hard and I have nothing but good things to say about them including my 550xp...
Now, I have heard of "some" problems with very early 550's and 562's but that's been corrected long ago...
SR