If You ... _____ ... You Might Be a Redneck.

[CobyRupert]

And as the man said - " You'all might be redneck if your date is your uncles daughter".

Yo, you'ze guyzz mighta be Rudy Freakin' Giuliani if you were married to your 2nd cousin for 14 years! (True)
(said in NYC mobster/Trump/Giuliani accent)

 

[tjkubota93]

True story. Wife cut her finger badly carving turkey for Thanksgiving. Bandaged it with toilet paper and duct tape. And she still says she's not a redneck....

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt....

 

[the old grind]

Romancing the Phone.

Couch Crickets.

 

[wheelbuilder]

If you've ever cooked on your car's (or any) engine, you might be a redneck.

Guilty as charged.

 

[Budweiser John]

Guaranteed your a Redneck if you keep a jar of lard in the night stand drawer.

Just sayen
B. John

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Guaranteed your a Redneck if you keep a jar of lard in the night stand drawer.

Just sayen
B. John

Don't use crisco, it's shortning..

 

[bunyip]

Don't confuse it with liniment in the dark :thumbdown:

 

[drssg]

Or super glue!

 

[Industrial Toys]

Would puttting a can of stew on your tractor exhaust manifold count? Did that when I was twelve.

 

[ovrszd]

How bout lighting a cigarette on a hot exhaust manifold?