I liked some things you said except "With 80% of our money spent on gas just going to dump bad stuff into the air is starting to click in red neck land."
The misconception is the ev is this clean, great for the environment solution...except you have to factor in all the pollution created in it's manufacturer, the pollution created charging it (power comes from it's source), pollution created by batteries (they were manufactured, then replaced/"recycled").
They're still unappealing to many because gas stations are everywhere, it takes 5 minutes to fill up. Charging stations are not as prevalent and time consuming.
By the way...what is/where is "red neck land?" I have tractors, a truck, farm, animals. I guess I'm a redneck.