If cats land paws down .....

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It has something to do with that guy Murphy...
 
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Peanut butter is attracted to dirty floors when spread on bread for all the same reasons.
 
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It has something to do with that guy Murphy...

IMO...There has never been anyone more deserving of being lynched than that Murphy SOB...!

On second though...lynching would have been too good for that bastard...
 
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Peanut butter is attracted to dirty floors when spread on bread for all the same reasons.

So if you strap a piece of toast with peanut butter on the back of a cat, and drop the assembly, which way will it land?
 
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^^ Murph would put on my leg and I'd either be cleaning up PB or blood.
 
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So if you strap a piece of toast with peanut butter on the back of a cat, and drop the assembly, which way will it land?

As it fell, the peanut butter would be first and the cat would twist itself in the strap to make it so both hit the ground, feet first and then peanut butter would splat from the underside of the cat's belly.
David from jax
 
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.... why do boards land nails up?

...because somebody didn’t pull the nails out or at least hammer the point end back into the board when they pulled the board off. Bad practice not to.
Grandfather would always call them rattlesnakes...cause you can’t trust them to have them lying round, they’re eventually going to bite you.
 
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Good point. I cringe when I see nails sticking out. When I was a wee lad my father and I were looking at the partially finished addition to our camp. He pointed to some boards laying there with nails sticking out and said "Dick Clifford" (the carpenter who did a lot of work for him around the greenhouse) "would never allow that on his jobsite." I"ve never forgotten that, and 50 years later still pound the nails back or take them out when deconstructing.
 

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