Toilet paper

[ruffdog]

Calling 911 if you run out of TP? This is how one police dept is handling it.

Oregon police want an end to 911 calls for toilet paper - CNN

 

[CADplans]

When I joined the US Navy, I was sent to Samsun Turkey to board my ship (1971),,
At the Turkey airport, I went in the men's bathroom, and looked in the "stall",,

Well, what was there was a 8" diameter hole in the middle of the floor,, and a water faucet at the side of the stall,,
No TP, heck, nothing was porcelain,, just concrete,,

I guess they used the hand wash trick in 1971 in Turkey,,,??

Also, EVERYONE collected TP when we were in Spain,, brought it back to the ship,,
then, wrote a letter home on it,, ending the letter with
"P.S.,, this letter is written on TP from Spain!!"
The paper was pretty close to brown grocery bag paper,,,

 

[/pine]

No worries now...northern tool master catalog came today...:laughing:

 

[Peter 315]

No worries now...northern tool master catalog came today...:laughing:

Take the staples out..

 

[newbury]

Many thanks. I was about to order when I saw they're out of stock. If it comes to it, I'll try to rig something.

OH NO!! Now a Bidet shortage!!

 

[/pine]

Speaking of bidets...this is a true story...

We have a cement frog that spews a stream of water into an in ground stone birdbath (gravity fed no pump)...for several years there was one gray squirrel that would stand backwards on the frog and hang its butt out over the stream...The only pics I had were lost on a corrupted SD card...but it was funny to see...

Have also seen humming birds fly back and forth through the stream...

 

[MossRoad]

Take the staples out..

:laughing:

 

[JohnMacca]

Driving to work this morning, I saw a scruffy looking individual standing on a street corner with a large pack of TP.

My first thought was that the local drug dealers must have moved onto something more profitable.

 

[Big Barn]

You probably couldn't stand it plumbed straight to a hot water line. .

Hot *ss never loses its appeal.

 

[Deere Dude]