What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Hay Dude]

My favorite saying is

GET YOUR AZZ OUTA BED AND GET TO WORK

I made that one up myself :laughing:

 

[Jstpssng]

Only us old timers remember those; then there's the elephant jokes, little moron jokes, short story jokes (Antlers in the treetops by Whogoost Damoose), and I can probably think of some others.

Knock, knock jokes...

 

[/pine]

Blonde jokes

yo momma jokes

She's so fat jokes

Ethiopian jokes (all other ethnicity's included)

Aggie jokes (all other college nicks included)

...

 

[dnw64]

Thought that was TINSTAAFL ?

We don't spik wit no NJ accent up heah.

(well, maybe 'cept my sister-in-law; got MY woman pretty well trained)

 

[dnw64]

(all other ethnicity's included)

When I was a kid, it was "people who were born or grew up in Poland" but with a significantly shorter reference...

 

[Jstpssng]

When I was a kid, it was "people who were born or grew up in Poland" but with a significantly shorter reference...

Here it was French Canadians. They came down during the Depression to work in the shoe shops which were common back then.

 

[Industrial Toys]

I like this saying and use it a fair bit.

"Wakey wakey; eggs & ..." - YouTube Poor Uma!

 

[Frankenkubota]

This one might not make it,

Slipperier than a minnows dick.

 

[Big Barn]

AND.....

Just how do you know how slippery a minnows dick is???

:laughing:

@Frankenkubota That was rhetorical. Please do not answer.....

 

[Frankenkubota]

AND.....

Just how do you know how slippery a minnows dick is???

:laughing:

That痴 a fair question. My pal from E TN, the one who speaks a different language, has a saying for virtually every moment. It痴 hilarious.

He always tells me, it痴 hotter than 2 hells. And...

It so hard a cat can稚 scratch it.

He痴 got hundreds!

And I知 not sure but, I bet that minnows unit is pretty slippery!