Wits and Bits Of Nothingness, Volume Three

[Frankenkubota]

It's 68 degrees. We went for two weeks without getting above 60 in the mid afternoon.

Am I gonna hafta put the window shaker back in?

Sorry but, what's a window shaker?

I almost made a non PC joke there.

 

[Jstpssng]

Sorry but, what's a window shaker?

I almost made a non PC joke there.

In one place I used to live, it was a tractor trailer rolling by at 2 in the morning.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

In one place I used to live, it was a tractor trailer rolling by at 2 in the morning.

Yeah, we lived next a RR siding. Nothing like one of the old steamers pulling out a 1/4 mile of loaded cars and losing traction.

 

[Diggin It]

Sorry but, what's a window shaker?

 

[/pine]

FWIW....If you use karate instead if a knife...your wife won't ask you to cut up vegetables any more...!

 

[Jstpssng]

Punctuation matters. Here's line from a John Denver song, with just one missing comma; ..."There's a fire softly burning supper on the stove"...

 

[Diggin It]

In my house, no comma. That's what happens on the stove.

 

[/pine]

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Go figure...!

 

[Jstpssng]

In my house, no comma. That's what happens on the stove.

I try not to admit it, but there's been a few late nights when I fell asleep with a chicken on the grill. Usually I wake up before it gets burned to a crisp, one night the only thing that saved me was running out of propane.

I used to make my own bread. On more than one occasion I would mix it, let it rise, prep it and put it in the pans, then fall asleep during the second rising.

Then there was the time that I got home after being away for 4 days. After going to bed I kept waking up, wondering who was burning trash in the middle of the night. When I went into the kitchen the next day I remembered that I had started making pudding the night before... I threw that pan out with the burned pudding still in it.

 

[Diggin It]

^^^ Hence the invention of .....