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[i7win7]

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening ofChurch services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks.

The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yelling a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"

 

[i7win7]

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"
"No," he replied, "I've never done either."
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.
"No, I've never done any of those things either."
"Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

 

[i7win7]

 

[Peace]

 

[RoyJackson]

Even thinking about Boone's Farm Apple wine makes me shudder!

Great wine, BoonesFarm!!!!

 

[Pixguy]

 

[Pixguy]

 

[Peace]

Gee wiz

 

[Dftodd]

So the money I spent on that free vaccination was wasted?!?

Yup If we only knew

 

[i7win7]