Best City Names

[Torvy]

"Where are you from?"

"Why."

"I'm just curious."

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Bruce

Wynot Nebraska - Adult Highway Traffic Safety Program

According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Association, the average driver makes two and a half mistakes for each mile he or she drives. It is vitally important to keep one’s head in the game every time he or she gets behind the wheel.

www.wynotnebraska.com

 

[workinonit]

Not really a city but there's a little cross roads with a store. The area and store are called Park and Blow.

 

[quicksandfarmer]

Athol, Massachusetts, is not friendly to people who lisp.

 

[Root Cause]

Hornytown, NC

My favorite street name is Grissel Tail in Wilkes county, NC

 

[Hay Dude]

And Blue Ball.

And Bird In Hand, PA

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Climax, Virginia...

 

[orezok]

That is great!

Reminds me of the “Who’s on First” routine.

MoKelly

 

[fiddlearound]

How about Cut and Shoot, Texas?

 

[Hay Dude]

How about Cut and Shoot, Texas?

Surprised that’s not been changed plenty of to cry about that.

 

[BravoXray]

Truth or Consequences, NM
Old Dime Box, TX

And from Germany:

Above the children, it says, Please not so fast.

 

[bmaverick]

Hurricane, WV

Los Bados, CA (translated = The Bathroom)

Weed, CA (hmmm, wonder why?)

Cumming, GA (motel 6 still has the lights on)

Boody, IL

Disco, IL

Gas, KS (never run out of fuel again)

Not sure if this is the loooongest city name - - -
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Lake, MA

 

[ultrarunner]

I was hesitant to post but decided against my better judgement what the heck and went for it…

I’ve visited this Austrian town several times.

Town kept having to replace the sign plus tourists always parked illegally for pictures…

 

[dstig1]

There's a small town in upstate NY named Onoville. The story goes that a family was travelling way back in pioneer times and the Dad said, "this is where we are going to make our home" and the kids went "Oh No!!!" Dunno how true it is, but cute nonetheless.

 

[old and tired]

Lizard Lick, North Carolina

 

[riptides]

Bumpass VA

 

[riptides]

Sowego VA.

End of town meeting..So We Go.

So the story goes.

There's a small town in upstate NY named Onoville. The story goes that a family was travelling way back in pioneer times and the Dad said, "this is where we are going to make our home" and the kids went "Oh No!!!" Dunno how true it is, but cute nonetheless.

 

[Frankenkubota]

Gay
Straight
Frogville
Slapout
Lone Wolf
Bowlegs
Maud
Gene Autry

Like they say, "You have to go through Bowlegs to get to Maud".

Oh, yeah...forgot Bugtussle

i know where bugtussle is, granny told me

 

[Frankenkubota]

Athol, Massachusetts, is not friendly to people who lisp.

there is an old folk song about the names of cities in MASS.

it's very funny but no way can i remember the name, if it comes to me i will post it.

it might be called....entering beverly, then entering charles? etc etc..

 

[Frankenkubota]

level land texas

only reason i know is, james mcmurtry has a song by that name.

in the song he wonders....why in the world would anyone ever even stop there....he said....the wagon must have lost a wheel or they lost ambition, one

 

[kenmbz]

Regina in Canada- look up pronunciation.
and by cheating:

• Accident, Maryland. ...
• Bacon Level, Alabama. ...
• Bat Cave, North Carolina. ...
• Bitter End, Tennessee. ...
• Booger Hole, West Virginia. ...
• Boring, Oregon. ...!
• Bugtussle, Kentucky. - yep, made the list