What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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The biggest joke on humans is...when your own computer asks you to prove you're not a robot...!

 

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Nothing brings a group of busybodies together faster...than something that is none of their damn business...!

 

[JasperFrank]

When Robert Mitchum was asked why he was a Hollywood Star, and still married to the same woman after 30 years...he replied.... "Lack of imagination." I really like this quote.

 

[JasperFrank]

Back when homeless persons were part of the community, there was one guy that insisted that you call him "Stupid." That was his name in the community. He would post flyers on the public spaces of what he thought about to say. One post that stood out for me was.... "Its always been this way, it has never been that other way." Truer words were never spoken so eloquently.

 

[JasperFrank]

The one that changed my life was. "Be a dog, and have a dream."

 

[goeduck]

I have to get my dog’s tail removed.
My mother in law arrives next month and I plan on getting rid of anything that gives her any idea that she is welcome

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I couldn't find this with Google, but I remember it from the movie, "The Grapes of Wrath". It's a quote by Grandpa Joad...and I paraphrase:

"When I get to California, I'm gonna get me a hand full of grapes, mash them all over my face, and let the juice dreen down my chin!"

The only other time I had ever heard the word "dreen" was from my grandfather, whose folks came from Kentucky. He also used "Haint' for "ain't", "fit" for "fought". He also used "fetch" a lot, meaning "bring that to me". Miss him still after 60 years.

 

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New research suggests that drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer...!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Your post suddenly reminded me about a story of a man named Jed. He was a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. One day he was out shootin for some food, when up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is! Black gold, Texas tea! Next thing ya know, ole Jed’s a millionaire! Kinfolk said;” Jed, move away from there.California is the place ya ought ta be! So he packed up his kids and moved to Berverly......Hills that is. Movie stars and swimming pools!

After all these years I may have left something out, but it’s one my favorite stories. Rather poetic, don’t you think?

I have to admit...with some reluctance...I used to watch it all the time. I had a rather strong attraction to Ellie May.

 

[BravoXray]

One out of four people have serious mental problems. It you have three friends that seem pretty normal, it's you.