You Know You Are Old When

   / You Know You Are Old When #4,781  
I started working at a newspaper in 1987. Obits weren't free then at our paper. What was free was a Death Notice. Pretty much just name, city, date of death, and services pending.
We lucked out when Dad passed regarding obituary… several large circulation papers ran very nice stories on Dads passing and it meant a lot to mom and family.

One even wrote about how they met and their first date…
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,782  
I almost missed my older brother's funeral. I was wondering about the date and called my sister in law about it, she said it was on the radio, I said I don't listen to the radio.

County has 5.8k population so they put funerals and anniversaries on the air.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,783  
Does this mean I’m old!

View attachment 3173247
I don't think so and they actually look pretty good. Straighten out your hand and tip it forward a little and those few crinkles will vamoose.

On the other hand, if you suddenly find older people opening doors for you and hot babes excuse themselves when it's you that bumped into them, then you're old. For now, you're just marking time.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,784  
...if you suddenly find older people opening doors for you and hot babes excuse themselves when it's you that bumped into them, then you're old.
This is the best defining factor I've heard yet. I'm going to have to remember that.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,785  
I don't think so and they actually look pretty good. Straighten out your hand and tip it forward a little and those few crinkles will vamoose.

On the other hand, if you suddenly find older people opening doors for you and hot babes excuse themselves when it's you that bumped into them, then you're old. For now, you're just marking time.
Actually I did that as a joke! I forgot to put in the laughing emoji 😂😂😂
image.jpg
 

Tractor & Equipment Auctions

2018 Maserati Ghibli Sedan (A46684)
2018 Maserati...
2001 Workhorse Custom Chassis P42 (A46684)
2001 Workhorse...
2005 Ford F-150 Ext. Cab Pickup Truck (A46684)
2005 Ford F-150...
2012 Ford FX2 F-150 Crew Cab Pickup Truck (A46684)
2012 Ford FX2...
2024 Kubota RTVX1100C (A46684)
2024 Kubota...
W&A 3Pt Ditcher (A47307)
W&A 3Pt Ditcher...
 
Top