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    ?????? GROAN 2

    An old woman was sitting in her rocker by the fireplace one night when all of a sudden a genie appeared and promised to grant one wish. She thought about it for quite awhile then looking down at her faithful cat Tom, she asked the genie to transform the pet into a handsome prince who would love...
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    ?????? GROAN 2

    There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so...
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    Pocket Gopher Control

    Have killed hundreds of moles with a scissor trap. The trick....dig down deep enough to find their tunnel......make a mound between the tunnel openings.....place the trap carefully over the mound.....throw some light dirt on top.....check the trap next day.....dead mole.....have beer!
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    ?????? GROAN 2

    A man driving down a winding country lane noticed two people on the road. They were wearing robes and sandals, had shaved heads and holding up signs. One sign read "The End is Near!" The other sign read "Change Before it's Too Late!" He slowed the car and rolled down the window. "Get lost you...
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    ?????? GROAN 2

    The old man was sitting on the examining table in the doctor’s office having his hearing checked. The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and said, “Hey, you have a suppository in your ear!” “Rats,” said the old man. “Now I know where my hearing aid went.”
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    ?????? GROAN 2

    A bus full of housewives went to a picnic but fell into a river and everyone on board dies. All the husbands cried for almost a week but a guy cried over three weeks. One of them consoles him and asked," Do you miss your wife so much." He replies,"No, my wife missed the bus."
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    ?????? GROAN 2

    Noah was fishing one day off the side of the ark. Suddenly he looked around and yelled out, "Can someone bring me the *other* worm?"
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    ?????? GROAN 2

    What’s the male version of a Karen called? I don’t know but a group of them is called a Senate.
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    ?????? GROAN 2

    A woman from Los Angeles , who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Grants Pass , Oregon . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As...
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    2021 Western Drought

    Lets just stop growing things....stop eating??? Maybe do more rain dances.
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    2021 Western Drought

    So was the virus.
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    2021 Western Drought

    If there were enough desalination plants......you could irrigate with it.......expensive....sure....needed....you betcha. We need to think different......old ways are no longer working.
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    population shift

    80/20 rule applies to all people.....put 100 people in a room....80 of them are good folks....20 are jerks.....doesn't matter color of skin....sex.....religion.......find the 80.....that's who you want to be around.
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    2021 Western Drought

    Lot of water out in the ocean....a shame we refuse to use it. https://www.newsecuritybeat.org/2020/09/tale-coastlines-desalination-china-california/
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    ?????? GROAN 2

    A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge, only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic smirk and asked: "What's your hurry?" She Replied; "I'm Late For Work!" "Oh Yeah?", Said The Cop, "What Do...
 
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