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You aren't there yet! Old is when you forget that you drained the oil, jump on the machine and start mowing.

I got news for all you young bucks, once you hit 80 the 5 gal containers are starting to get heavy and by the time your my age, 86 it's...

I put 4 gallons into my 5 gallon diesel cans because it's easier to keep from spilling it.

YKYAOW: You go to the gas station to get lawnmower gas and take 2ea 5 gal containers. Pump 3 gallons in each because you can no longer...

YKYO when the 1st house I bought was a 3 bedroom brick bungalow with double garage on a large lot in a nice hood cost less than an entry...

You just described how I feel everyday, anymore. :ROFLMAO: I thought it was just normal aging.

Any pill bottles I ever had that were like that had a lid with threads on the top that you just turned over and screwed into the bottle...

YKYAO, because you read the YKYAO thread... (and they apply!)

You know you are old when you have to unwrap a strap wound around the mower blades and your first thought is, how am I'm going to get...

I've lost a lot of things over the years but one day I left my good pocketknife on the bumper of my truck. It was in a somewhat secluded...

... and the ladies underwear section was the closest thing you could access to pornography. :p

YKYO when you remember waiting for the new Sears Catalog to show up in the mailbox.

My favorite issue is remembering to add salt to my water softener. It needs to be done about once a month, but isn't consistent about...