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I have all sorts of rotten hay I could put out there.

Thanks. Sadly, the grass here is bahia. You think if I toss bahia seed out there it will grow on the ashes?

I have three burn areas. I want to reduce to two. When I burn debris, the grass takes forever to come back. Is there a solution?

When bloodmobile ghouls bug me as I'm walking, I tell them it's unnatural for a lawyer to GIVE blood.

I bought new nozzles, and the threads were too deep. This prevents the lids from sealing against the cans, so diesel pours out...

I got a tiny 0.5 oz bottle of Kubota paint from Messicks, (they have a paint chart for different years, and colors for different areas)...

Here's one my wife thinks is funny: "sucking hind tit." "My fat aunt got ahead of us in the buffet line, and long story short, we ended...

Nice work. Might want to upload smaller picture files. I am still waiting for some of these to come through. In case you ever decide to...

It should be fine for the Victory Trim-56.

The tractor is a Kubota L3710 with 30 PTO horsepower. The web says the flow rate is 7.8 gpm. How does that relate to the question?

There is no point in arguing with dirty people. I should know better. They never listen, and it makes them very angry. "My dog's...

I'm an idiot, but you're wiping your rear end with your skin? Man, you need to look into the way germs work. Rinsing your behind is...

In case anyone wants to know, a Toto toilet can swallow a KILO of poop. That's 2.2 pounds, people. Paper doesn't scare a Toto. Don't...

I can't believe you are serious. You must have some really dry poops, my man. My septic tank can drop dead. I am not smearing my hand...

My wife had a normal delivery. I have not had the courage to add up the post-insurance cost, but I am guessing $30,000 for prenatal...