Women

[newbury]

The only thing that bugs
me now days, is to tell a joke/story and she blurts out the punch line. I love her and
she takes good care of me so.......you have to let some things go.

Mine invariably gets some key part foobarred. Price or quantity wrong.
But as I've written before - she's Miss A. Right, (A for ALWAYS).

 

[John0829]

Mine helps me, most of the time I ask for her help to speed something up or does it? The other day I had to drop the fuel tank out of the ton flatbed to replace the fuel pump. I will say I would probably STILL be fighting to get the tank back in if she had not offered to help. But what gets me is the following of instructions. I had the driveshaft out to make more room for ME under the truck. When I went to reinstall it the driveshaft and differential yoke did not quite line back up so instead of crawling out from under the truck I told her to put the transfer case in neutral, I said "Put the lever on the floor next to the "N"". A minute or two later she was still looking at the gear shift on the column trying to put it in neutral... which would have worked too if you turned the key. Sometimes it is just faster to crawl out from under than to ask.

Still love her for trying to help even if not LISTENING is part of it.

 

[tradosaurus]

Mine helps me, most of the time I ask for her help to speed something up or does it? The other day I had to drop the fuel tank out of the ton flatbed to replace the fuel pump. I will say I would probably STILL be fighting to get the tank back in if she had not offered to help. But what gets me is the following of instructions. I had the driveshaft out to make more room for ME under the truck. When I went to reinstall it the driveshaft and differential yoke did not quite line back up so instead of crawling out from under the truck I told her to put the transfer case in neutral, I said "Put the lever on the floor next to the "N"". A minute or two later she was still looking at the gear shift on the column trying to put it in neutral... which would have worked too if you turned the key. Sometimes it is just faster to crawl out from under than to ask.

Still love her for trying to help even if not LISTENING is part of it.

Women will generally listen to almost anyone EXCEPT their husband. It's inherent in their nature given Eve would listen to the snake instead asking her husband.

 

[BleedingOrange]

During my 76 years on this earth, I have come to the conclusion that probably 90 % of the female population cannot grasp the concept of how mechanical stuff works. They also have many unique women only qualities which 90 % of men don,t.

 

[sd455dan]

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I liked this one. That was kind of his point,

 

[MossRoad]

During my 76 years on this earth, I have come to the conclusion that probably 90 % of the female population cannot grasp the concept of how mechanical stuff works. They also have many unique women only qualities which 90 % of men don,t.

Just because they don't have an interest in it doesn't mean they aren't capable of learning it. If they wanted to, many can grasp the concept. It's just a matter of if they're interested or not.

At least that's been the case with my wife, daughters, mom, mother in-law, and sisters.

 

[lilranch2001]

The problem is men have two heads and choose the woman using the wrong head.
Women choose a man for security and everything is based on emotion.
When a man gives a woman a plant she hopes it's a flower because he loves her…….


It took me 53 years to understand all this.

It took me two divorces and a string of girlfriends….

Now I live alone, with 2 female best friends ( that live somewhere else) and I am finally at peace!

 

[shooterdon]

It took me two divorces and a string of girlfriends….

Now I live alone, with 2 female best friends ( that live somewhere else) and I am finally at peace!

IMO that is the best option except for one little problem.

As a Christian, at least in my sect, it is considered a sin. There are over 1200 Christian sects so maybe a few have no problem with it.

 

[lilranch2001]

Well…
At almost 73 years old, that really isn’t the problem that used to be!

 

[MossRoad]

Well…
At almost 73 years old, that really isn’t the problem that used to be!

I'm guessing the divorces are the issues, not the implication of premarital sex.