scruffy
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A question to ponder!
You Just Might Be A Hi-Tech Redneck
If your email address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
And if the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
You just might be a Hi-Tech Redneck!
Now, if your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone
Or if your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
It could be that you are a Hi-Tech Redneck.
If your computer is worth more than all your trucks combined.
And if your wife said "either she or the computer had to go"...and you still don't miss her
Or, if you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
You're more than likely a Hi-Tech Redneck.
Now, if you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
Or, if your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
And if you start all your emails with the words "Howdy y'all"
Now, if your spell checker knows words like "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon"
And if your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU's, Printers, Modems, and Monitors
Or if your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" Hard drive
Then you are DEFINITELY a Hi-Tech Redneck!
..... If you have found yourself calling all the local software vendors to see
if they still sell the Daisy Duke Screensaver collection...
...If your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games....
...If you've ever tried to return your computer because you feared it was "gay"
when somebody suggested you defrag your harddrive....
If you bought a laptop so you can read Reader's Digest through the
Internet while in the outhouse....
Face it...Then you ARE a Hi-Tech Redneck...!!
You Just Might Be A Hi-Tech Redneck
If your email address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
And if the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
You just might be a Hi-Tech Redneck!
Now, if your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone
Or if your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
It could be that you are a Hi-Tech Redneck.
If your computer is worth more than all your trucks combined.
And if your wife said "either she or the computer had to go"...and you still don't miss her
Or, if you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
You're more than likely a Hi-Tech Redneck.
Now, if you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
Or, if your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
And if you start all your emails with the words "Howdy y'all"
Now, if your spell checker knows words like "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon"
And if your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU's, Printers, Modems, and Monitors
Or if your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" Hard drive
Then you are DEFINITELY a Hi-Tech Redneck!
..... If you have found yourself calling all the local software vendors to see
if they still sell the Daisy Duke Screensaver collection...
...If your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games....
...If you've ever tried to return your computer because you feared it was "gay"
when somebody suggested you defrag your harddrive....
If you bought a laptop so you can read Reader's Digest through the
Internet while in the outhouse....
Face it...Then you ARE a Hi-Tech Redneck...!!
