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You could wrap bacon around a rock, cook it, and I would try to eat it. Of course I would prefer that it was wrapped around wild turkey or deer and grilled....good stuff!
Bacon makes almost anything else you put it with better.
The only other food item that comes close to matching this quality is Ranch dressing.
My wife complains I eat too much bacon. Says I could add a couple years to my life if I cut out bacon. It's a stupid premise. Who the **** would wanna live that long without bacon?