My wife drove my tractor today and moved some rocks with the FEL. She was smiling while she did it and seemed to be enjoying it. I've got real problems now. What do I do?
I agree buy another tractor. Also get a new mower and forbid her to use the mower. Those Ozark women can be real stuborn, might not have to mow for the rest of you life. Then you can take care of the important things in life, like keeping the lawn chair held down.