Breaking news out of the dallas cowboy locke room

[Tollster]

DALLAS COWBOYS practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the field... COACH Jason Garrett was handcuffed and detained by police and federal investigators until a complete analysis was performed, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players,was the GOAL LINE... practice resumed after special agents decided that the team is unlikely to encounter the substance again

 

[TomSeller]

Ouch. No offense to the TBN Dallas fans, but that is funny.

 

[Green Power]

That is funny!

 

[EddieWalker]

Funny!!!!


Eddie

 

[Pixguy]

Good one.
But more importantly, How are the cheerleaders? :dance1:

 

[sseelhoff]

Wow, this game was awful. Awful.

The owner needs to fire the GM
The GM needs to fire the Head Coach
The Head Coach needs to release the QB

This is going to be one ugly season.

 

[Buppies]

Until Mr Jones figures he is no GM the Cowboys are doomed to mediocrity. Have followed this team since 1960 and will just have to wait until he's done if I live that long

 

[Happy Gilmore]

That was definately funny! Good one!

 

[sseelhoff]

Until Mr Jones figures he is no GM the Cowboys are doomed to mediocrity. Have followed this team since 1960 and will just have to wait until he's done if I live that long

100% correct answer. The only way this team recovers while Jerrah Jones is still alive is for him to get "Donald Sterlinged."

The curse of Tom Landry.

 

[CowboyRon]

100% correct answer. The only way this team recovers while Jerrah Jones is still alive is for him to get "Donald Sterlinged."

The curse of Tom Landry.

I think our only chance is for his son to take over the team. He could say daddy has lost his mind and have him sent to the old folks home.