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[Lloyd_E]

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(CP) Chicken Press
Nova Scotia

A crew of five chickens attempted to fly their coop but aborted the take off at the last minute.
No fowls were injured but a few feathers were ruffled. Chief Engineer Mr. LG Horn said weather was problematic at the time with increasing high winds.
The captain acknowledged the great work of the crew especially the co-pilot Msr. Poulet - he did a remarkable job at gently bringing the craft to a stop
at the end of the runway with slight damage incurred to a fence. AAA(Avian Aeronautic Association) will do a preliminary investigation but the WALLOP
(World Avian Land League Of Pullets) will have final say on the fines if any.

Flights will resume once all is back in order.

Reporter: Nearmiss Huhn

 

[Egon]

Gonna have to send the pilot on a refresher course!:thumbsup:

 

[jinman]

Looks like a sailplane to me. . . but I'm not EGGsactly an expert.

 

[Egon]

The Pilot must really have been Scrambling during the landing.

 

[rgs03833]

hahahahahahaha

Let go me Eggo!

 

[JB4310]

:laughing: Need some screw in anchors to avoid such turbulence related mishaps.

JB

 

[blueriver]

Maybe the pilot got hen pecked ....

 

[WayneB]

traffic controls are at fault, not enough coffee to go around

 

[Scooby074]

Gonna be scrambled eggs for a while by the looks of it.

 

[Western]

You guys are sure giving those pilots some "poultry" excuses, I think it was intentional because of the pilots union "severance" program.