Careful what you lubricate

[BX2230Dude]

It's too bad this grease gun injection didn't sterilize this idiot. If it had, he would have been eligible for a Darwin Award because he effectively removed himself from the gene pool.

He's still in the shallow end of the gene pool. I noticed this quote from the medical report:

The affected subcutaneous tissue and globules of grease were excised in a staged procedure over three separate admissions. On histological examination the specimens showed extensive fibrosis and foreign-body granulomatous changes. Six months postoperatively, the patient had regained erectile function sufficient to permit sexual intercourse.

I love a happy ending. Now all he has to do is find that special someone and have kids. I hope it's a boy so dad can teach him how to use tools.

 

[mjncad]

Yep I noticed the quote in the story stating that the idiot regained function in his third leg.

The sad part is that he will no doubt breed (if he hasn't already) and spread his stupid genes onto another generation.

A lady friend of mine asked the rhetorical question of, "What broad would be stupid enough to screw this guy."

 

[4720 OWNER]

The mechanics of this is mind boggling! Now, should this be posted under the lube and oil part of TBN, of course then the ensuing discussion would be about the merits of synthetic and what color to use for maximum effectiveness!!!

 

[Renze]

For practical reproduction it doesnt really matter how big it is... in the end, they'll have to swim anyway

It's too bad this grease gun injection didn't sterilize this idiot. If it had, he would have been eligible for a Darwin Award because he effectively removed himself from the gene pool.

The social pressure of meeting what folks see on TV these days, is not just hurting girls minds (anorexia) but also guys that get funny ideas about how their bodies should be, it seems.
However for girls, the problem seems more accepted because men ought to be kool

 

[HappyCPE]

The article made no mention of them giving him a Psch exam. He needs more help than the grease gun.

Last line:
< As in all cases of self-injection, a referral for psychological counselling was warranted. >
Which I thought was a very polite and professional way to say "he's crazy!!!"