Since this thread seems to be going for a while, I want to share another experience with the ol' hound dog.
My wife got a nice box of chocolates from her boss once. Truffle filled, big round things, wonderful tasting too. We each had one, and she left the rest (10 of 'em left) on the kitchen island. Well, ol' Zeke must have been hungry that day. I came home, and it looked like someone had a party! Wrappers all over the living room, but not a piece of chocolate to be seen. Yep, he ate ALL of them!
Well, chocolate's not good for dogs, and although she was hating him pretty bad at the moment, she still couldn't wish him dead. I called my sister, and she said use "one teaspoon per ten pounds of body weight". We didn't measure, just tipped the bottle and poured some in. In about 10 minutes, (outside of course) we got to see everything he'd eaten the whole day. Sure enough, there was a lot of chocolate in the mess.
Well, being a true hound dog, he started to eat it again! We pulled him away and he still wouldn't leave his "treasure". Finally, we scooped it up and buried it outside the fence.
Thanks for all the rest of the stories! I enjoyed them all, urk, mmmph...
Jim