Think I was in the 8th grade. Me and a buddy were going to get rich trapping Coyotes. State paid a $5. bounty on them. Set up a trap line about 3 miles from town out in the desert.
No Coyotes, but a small skunk. They are called hydrophobia skunk, just a name. Made my friend stay back, while talking to the skunk I slowly approached the trap. Kept talking as I squeezed down on the spring levers. Skunk took it's broken leg out of the trap and was hopping away.
My less than smart friend, says "it's to small to spray, lets catch it and take it home. WRONG!!!!
Had my buddy get in front of the skunk, so I could come up behind it and slap its tail down as I grabbed it. BAD plan, good chance if I had grabbed it I'd have lost a finger. The critter heard me and spit a big glob of stinky yuck in my left eye that also splattered into my other eye.
3 Miles of rock, cactus, brush, can barely breath, eyes burning like he!!! and blind. He lead my by the hand back to town. A friend lived on that edge of town, wanted to use a hose, his dad would not let me in the yard.

Across town to my place, big wash tub of all the tomato juice we could find. I still stunk for days. .

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