Food for thought

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Ozarker

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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago." "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be truly disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water."

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
 
   / Food for thought #2  
Wedding Cake..gotta check to see if my better half looking /w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
 
   / Food for thought #3  
That brings this one to mind . . .

Warning -- Dihydrogen Oxide !

Dihydrogen Oxide (DHO) is colourless, odourless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people each year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHO, but the dangers of Dihydrogen Oxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to it's solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.

Not only is DHO dangerous to humans it is also extremely hazardous to the environment. It is a major component of acid rain, it contributes to the greenhouse effect, and is a common cause of erosion of our natural landscape.

Worldwide contamination by DHO is reaching epidemic proportions. Quantities of the chemical have been found in almost every stream, lake and reservoir in Australia today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in the Antarctic. So far governments and environmental watchdogs have been indifferent to the problem.

Despite the danger DHO is widely used as an industrial solvent and coolant, in nuclear power stations, as a fire retardant, as an additive in certain junk foods and other food products, and in a wide variety of other uses. Companies routinely dump DHO into rivers and oceans, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal.

The Australian government (In fact all governments) has refused to ban the production, distribution or use of this damaging chemical due to its 'importance to the economic life of the nation'.

In fact the U.S. Navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHO, and designing multi-billion-dollar devices to control and use it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly complicated underground distribution network. Many store huge quantities for later use.

Act now to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical.

Cheers!

Tom
 
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Ah yes, the old deadly dihydrogen oxide (H2O) killer - water/w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif. Someone should call Ralph Nader, or Al Gore, or some other tree hugger to look into this!
 
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That description reminds me of one about atmospheric pollution. It seems that many years ago this chemical was almost non-existant in the earths atmosphere. Over time the levels of pollution have risen tremendously, and it currently composes about 20% of the atmosphere on earth. The chemical in question is a waste product of many lifeforms and is toxic to the ones that produce it. Anyone know what this horrible pollutant is and who is to blame for this environmental disaster?/w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
 
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You gotta be talking about that dang horrible Oxygen. Miserable stuff, causes addiction from the instant you are born, and the cravings are insatiable.
 
   / Food for thought #7  
We All Must Die Of Something.
Maybe Wedding Cake and DHO are One and the Same !!!!
Hmmm ???????
 

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