Four strikes in a day!!!

   / Four strikes in a day!!! #11  
This has gotta be the funniest story Ive read in a while. Did this really happen? I esp like the last part when you were straddling the fence dripping wet and the power was applied. So, could you finish the story...Id like to know what happened after the ' and helped me out by plugging it into the outlet in the garage.' part. LOL!!!!!!!!! Im laughing SO hard right now!!!! Hey, if its any comfort I think Reader's Digest would pay you for this story. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Four strikes in a day!!! #12  
Pete,
You could use something like this around with such a good "helper" plugging you in /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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   / Four strikes in a day!!! #13  
I don't feel so bad now... ( and by the way.. my wife doesn't even make a good clamp... usually she can't even hold the stuff i lift and ask her to brace... ).. anyway, the other day the wife broke a light buld in the chandelier.. asked be to get it out... I go get a chair and am digging the lamp base out with a screwdriver, when I ask for a flashlight.. so my wife turns on the lights... go figure...
It took a few seconds for the blank look to turn into understanding when she figured out what she did... oh well.. she looks nice anyway... ( incidentally.. my mom did this same thing to my father when i was about 4... I remember dad standing on the table, in the dark, asking what the ?@# she just did that for... almost deja vu.. )

But guys... we aren't alone... I think it is widespread.

At night i do some sound engineering and contract work, and I was in this club talking to this nice looking waitress.. how acted well like she had it together. I mentioned she should train for another job.. you know.. get out of the bar scene.. etc.. I asked if she was good with electronics.. then she told me this story ( honest.. this was just last night! )
She had just moved into her own apartment a while back, and one of the lamps had a loose socket, causing the light to flicker every now and then... she surmized that if she lined the lamp socket with aluminum foil, that would hold the lamp in securely.. and it did.. felt much better.. then she turned ont he lamp and the sparks flew.. she called her dad and asked what happened, and he um.. well pretty much asked here what was she thinking... go figure...


Soundguy
 
   / Four strikes in a day!!! #14  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( I was in this club talking to this nice looking waitress.. )</font>

You ARE going to tell us that she was blonde, aren't you!? /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Four strikes in a day!!! #15  
"You ARE going to tell us that she was blonde, aren't you!? "

Lemme guess... she has since moved because she heard that most accidents happen within 10 miles of home.....
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   / Four strikes in a day!!! #16  
GREAT STORY PETE!

Good thing I had finished a cup of coffee otherwise it would
have been all over the place!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

My coworkers no longer look at me when I start laughing.
They pretty much ignore me at this stage!

So what did you do/say to your wife after she lit you up?

Later,
Dan
 
   / Four strikes in a day!!! #17  
As a matter of fact, the waitress was blonde, and so is my wife... I see a connection starting here...

Soundguy
 

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