Girl wants to be a tractor

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5-Year-Old Wants To Be A Tractor When She Grows Up | America's Finest News Source

AKRON, OH--In a statement delivered to friends, family members, and household pets, Kendall Garretson announced Monday that she would like to become an 13-ton, 275-horsepower John Deere row-crop tractor when she grows up.



Bruce

 

[Thomas]

I bet no young lad will lip of to her in years to come.

 

[MH8675309]

I don't blame her! This restores my faith in humanity,,

 

[DFB]

Now that's sweet Onion satire...I especially like the John Deere scholarship part!