1948berg said:
Sooner or later most of you will study the matter more carefully, and get the message.
Ah yes, the 'People who disagree with the man causes global warming theory are simply ignorant' argument.
I envision the GW Believers standing at the front of the classroom. The GW Unbelievers sitting at the little desks being taught by the wise ones. Remember, these GW Unbelievers are adults, since the young ones don't need to be taught. They can be GW Converts just by showing them movies with video of icebergs crashing into the sea and flooding their favorite beach, accompanied by dramatic, dirge-like music or by showing lovable and cute polar bears stranded on a tiny and melting piece of ice. But most adults, typically tobaccy chewin', NASCAR watchin', citizens of flyover country need real indoctrination, er, teaching.
Since all the unbelievers are a little slow, the wise ones speak slowly so the unbelievers, using those big, thick pencils can take notes on their wide ruled, yellow tablets. The GW Believers patiently pace through the classroom, winding their way between the little desks, stepping over Dale Jr lunch boxes, looking down at what the students have written. If it's not correct, they patronizingly pat us on the head and say, "Keep trying, Cletus.", and give us a bigger eraser and another tablet.
Nevermind the scientists who don't believe. You'd imagine they've studied the matter carefully. They've just studied the wrong facts. They must simply spend more time sitting in the little desks. They will, no doubt, have their fingers rapped many times by the GW Ruler at this, the GW Madras. Sadly, there may be some people, no matter how long they sit in the little desks will just never believe. So, unfortunately, legislation must be passed to deal with them. All must come to believe.