Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family

   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #1  

Junkman

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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible , low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice , with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and /or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all....................

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, it is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself / himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warrantee is limited to replacement of these wishes or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Happy Holidays & A Great New Year
 
   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #2  
Has this message been approved by ATLA? What about PETA? ACLU? NRA? NCAA? AKC? NAACP? IRA? IRS? CIA? USA? DDR? BRD? USSR?

Junkman, I think you need to be more considerate of others' sensibilities when posting these risque' messages. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #3  
I am sorry but I know this offends me in some way I just cant put my finger on exactly how. Maybe when my lawyer gets done looking at it it will become more clear.! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #4  
Junk; Well you didn't cover all bases, you forgot regional practices of the entire world! You also forgot the different tree hugger, anti/pro hunting groups, and the owners of different color tractors. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif You've effectively left your self open to a plentitude of lawsuits from all over the known world. I think I'll start the legal action against you myself. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif You poor misguided soul! And I can say that with all impunity because I'm accussing YOU. Now, you must apologize to all of society, it's the only politically correct thing to do. How could you be so callous? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif








Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours also. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

And to everyone else too! Now, go ahead and sue me ! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 
   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #5  
Junkman,

You forgot to include those with poor literacy skills like myself.


Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year
 
   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #6  
Thanks for the good wishs. To everyone at TBN have a great holiday season. Just recieved my Christmas present early today. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif I'll send pictures when sugaring season is here. Have a great day!!!
 
   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #7  
Junk whatever you just said, me too neither. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 
   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #8  
Junkman, I can truly say that you have officially lost your marbles.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from a non-politically correct individual. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #9  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Junkman, I can truly say that you have officially lost your marbles. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif )</font>

LMAO!

From my family to yours: Best wishes to all for a safe and happy holiday season. Gerard
 
   / Happy Holidays from Junkman & Family #10  
Junkman

Just come out & say it !!

/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gifHAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


If this offends you, then stay at work,dont buy a tree,and forget the shopping & lights !

The Grinch
 

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