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[BubbaJr]

He couldn't tell you what time the 4 o'clock bus left.

He's diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Bacteria is the only culture he has.

The gene pool he came from, had no lifeguards.

 

[riptides]

1. All foam no beer.

2. Is so dense, light bends around them.

-Mike Z.

 

[jinman]

One taco short of a combo platter.

 

[wroughtn_harv]

Couldn't find his butt with both hands if you goosed him.

Elevator's stuck in the basement.

Shed's got no roof.

Three quarts shy of a gallon.

Only hittin' on five of six cylinders.

Dumber'n a box of rocks half full of sand.

 

[RobS]

"His driveway doesn't go all the way to the street."

For a more specific situation:

"Does that train of thought you're on have a caboose?"

 

[WVBill]

Here's a couple that a few of you older aviator-types might remember:

"Pegs the drift meter"

"..has a 40 degree lock-off"



WVBill

 

[forgeblast]

Dumb as a box of rocks
his elevator doesnt go to the top floor

 

[shaley]

Remember this one.
If dynamite were brains... he couldn't blow his nose.

 

[Mike120]

Dumb as a doorknob

Some village is missing their idiot

People will follow him, but only out of curiosity

He's like a young goose...wakes up to a new world everyday

 

[drssg]

Just to add a computer geeky twist to it, we used to refer to ineffective upper management as NOOPs. For any non-geeky members, a NOOP is a low level computer instruction that performs no operation. It just consumes resources...