I bought my wife a new **** for christmas!

[stevenf]

Actually I bought 2 Asses but that didn't sound near as funny. The one on the left is mine she's a 9 yr old mare mule and the one on the right is my wife's he's a 10 yr old gelding mule.
We need help naming them. We tried all the traditional names on them and nothing seems to fit they are a team of harness mules that I'm going to train to be saddle mules.
Steve

 

[stevenf]

Now I didn't know the TBN cops were that quick when I posted this it was immedialtely edited upon posting. This was the original subject line. I tried reposting and it won't even allow the 3 letter version to appear in the text but ya'll will get the message.
I bought my wife a new A## for christmas!
Steve

 

[JimR]

Nice pair of as-es. How about Bonnie and Clyde?

 

[Golfgar4]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Now I didn't know the TBN cops were that quick when I posted this it was immedialtely edited upon posting. )</font>

There are filters that automatically edit pre-specified words/phrases. Without those, and the way you guys like to "play" with words, we'd never have any peace! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[GRUMPA]

How about Brutus and Nero. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[PeterT]

I think Bill and Hillary! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[roho]

They are just BEAUTIFUL! I thunk & thunk and decided that Gee and Haw wouldn't work! & since I beleive I know who is the weaker sex, I thought maybe Bud and Weiser! OK OK I'll keep thinking!

 

[DUMBDOG]

Jack and Jill. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[Freds]

I see in your profile you have a bota or I'd suggest Jay and Dee, that is if you rode green. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[GRUMPA]

PeterT

I wish I thought of that darn near launched a mouthfull of soda on my screen. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif