Is Your Tractor SEXY?

[Dusty1]

Ok, so I am talking with my lady this evening, and she expresses to me that she thinks I look hot on my tractor, and I then realize I don't get it. My tractor isn't exactly a looker (1974 John Deere in dire need of a paint job), or the thought of farmers being sexy (coming out of the field wearing over-alls and smelling vaguely of manure). She says it has somthing to do with a hard working man being attractive, so in trying to relate I envision the traditional sexy working lady, the french maid, but she just dosen't do it for me. Next I picture my lady dressed for work getting on my tractor to see if it get's me aroused, but the only thing that comes to mind is "Oh dear God, how have I wronged this lady in the past 24 hours".

So I guess my question to all of you, does your lady think you're sexy on your tractor? I've heard the song, but let's hear from you! :laughing:

 

[Thomas]

When your well into your 50's sexy replace by the word cute.

 

[mustangsallysdad]

Ok, so I am talking with my lady this evening, and she expresses to me that she thinks I look hot on my tractor, and I then realize I don't get it. My tractor isn't exactly a looker (1974 John Deere in dire need of a paint job), or the thought of farmers being sexy (coming out of the field wearing over-alls and smelling vaguely of manure). She says it has somthing to do with a hard working man being attractive, so in trying to relate I envision the traditional sexy working lady, the french maid, but she just dosen't do it for me. Next I picture my lady dressed for work getting on my tractor to see if it get's me aroused, but the only thing that comes to mind is "Oh dear God, how have I wronged this lady in the past 24 hours".

So I guess my question to all of you, does your lady think you're sexy on your tractor? I've heard the song, but let's hear from you! :laughing:

In a word, NO! The only hair I have growing nowadays is in my ears and nose.

 

[JDGREEN4ME]

When your well into your 50's sexy replace by the word cute.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[MossRoad]

My wife also told me I look hot on my tractor. :thumbsup:

Then she said I should go have a cold drink and sit in the shade cause I looked like I was ready to have a stroke. :confused3: