James I need a little help!

   / James I need a little help! #11  
Sounds like an excellent oppourtunity to ...... bargain for favors ...if you will.
Please pass the super glue...thank you very much :shocked::eek:;):D:cool:
 
   / James I need a little help! #12  
If my wife found out that I had shared that story, I would wake up the next morning with my manhood super glued to my leg.
 
   / James I need a little help! #13  
I knew the new big pretty shed was'nt for the Kioti post a pic of your cott you keep in there when you can ! :D

Boone
 
   / James I need a little help! #15  
Ha! funny but I can relate to it,;) I recieved this the other day, thought it was funny, But no way I could get by with saying it,

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Went shopping with Grumpy at our local supermarket.

I pick up a case of Budweiser and put it in the cart.

''What do you think you're doing''she said.

''They're on sale only $10 for 24 beers''I said.

''Put them back we can't afford them''she said
and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles further she pick up a $20 jar of
face cream and put it in the basket.

''What are you doing'' I said.

''It's my face cream.It make me look beautiful''

I said to her,''So does 24 can of Budweiser,and
it's half the price.

He didn't get by with it either :eek: ....... Man down on isle 5
 

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   / James I need a little help! #16  
That's funny.
 
   / James I need a little help! #17  
The "super glue" we is every day is very close to to the medical grade glue used glue skin together. I myself have used it to glue a few cuts open over the years. I have also accidentally glued my fingers together and several things to my fingers as I use it tying fishing flies.
 
   / James I need a little help! #18  
Ha! funny but I can relate to it,;) I recieved this the other day, thought it was funny, But no way I could get by with saying it,

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Went shopping with Grumpy at our local supermarket.

I pick up a case of Budweiser and put it in the cart.

''What do you think you're doing''she said.

''They're on sale only $10 for 24 beers''I said.

''Put them back we can't afford them''she said
and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles further she pick up a $20 jar of
face cream and put it in the basket.

''What are you doing'' I said.

''It's my face cream.It make me look beautiful''

I said to her,''So does 24 can of Budweiser,and
it's half the price.

He didn't get by with it either :eek: ....... Man down on isle 5
That made me chuckle. Thanks for posting.
 
   / James I need a little help!
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I knew the new big pretty shed was'nt for the Kioti post a pic of your cott you keep in there when you can ! :D

Boone

After I got her unglued, she said, "are you going to post this on TBN?" I said. uh huh...:) She takes these things pretty well.. Hey the shed is nice. but kinda damp with a gravel floor and unheated. And yesterday around here was a cold raw windy day.
 
   / James I need a little help! #20  
don't knock it.. could be worse right? :)
 

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