Well, JM: I for one followed this thread with some concern, considerable scepticism and, ultimately, was greatly entertained by it.
I don't resent your having taken us all (or many of us, anyway) in, to a greater or lesser extent. Moreover, I despair of ever determining (but fortunately, I don't really care) who, if anyone, "put you up to it" or "supplied the story /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif line" Of course, your credibility will suffer for a bit and perhaps mine, since yours is probably at an all-time low and I am one of the few whom you didn't implicate. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Honest, fellas, I had nothin' to do w/it. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
P.S. Just HOPE that you don't "go to your reward" while on your rig. In your case the "dust shall return to the dust, from whence it came, and the spirit unto God, who gave it" before anyone will believe it's not a prank; so it ain't likely that too many TbNers will make it to the services. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif