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[Anonymous Poster]

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Follow the directions below to find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.

I am zippy bubble fanny!

 

[Chief]

Zippy Gizzard Juice has a nice ring to it? /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[Golfgar4]

Loopy Chickentushie?? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

I've had my tushie called a lot of things in my time, but never chicken!! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

O.K. the rest of you. Come clean and post your new names too! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[wasabi]

hmm...I don't know about this....I came up with Dorky Applemouth. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

You think this may be one of those kind-of-sometimes pretty accurate indicators like the horoscope in the newspaper?

Sabi

 

[Anonymous Poster]

Crusty Liverchunks????? sounds like a catfish bait /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Von]

Hey, I came up with "zippy cootiesniffer" I don't know how to take that! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[Anonymous Poster]

Goober Girdle...

I aint happy /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[Richard]

Buttercup Liverbuns

As it happens, a fellow I used to work with, called me cupcake... /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[RichZ]

Well!!!

My new name is Loopy Liversniffer, but my buddy Johnny Miller III's new name is Stinky Cootiebrain!!! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

But wait a minute Cindi!!! You ain't playin' fair!! How could your new name be Zippy, when your first name starts with a "C". Unless you really aren't Cindi!!! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Hmmmmm!!! Something is stinky in Florida, and it ain't my buddy John. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Inspector507]

You start with the 3rd letter of your first name.

My new name is Loopy Chickenhiney.