Letter home from boot camp

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Von

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Boot Camp
Dear Ma and Pa:
Am well. Hope you are.Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for Old Man Minch a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. ( ! ) but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things-no hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. You got to shave, but it is not bad in warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, beef, ham steak, fried eggplant, pie and regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed.

It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which, the Sgt. says, are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys all get sore feet and we ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat.

The Sgt. is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Cols. and Gens. just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next one will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bull's-eye is near as big as a chipmonk and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you, like the Higsett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellows get onto this setup and come stampeding in.
Your loving son, Zeb

P.S. Speaking of shooting, enclosed is $200 for barn roof and ma's teeth. The city boys shoot craps, but not very good. Z.
 
   / Letter home from boot camp #2  
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Von...

Now, that is funny.... (and more than likely true...!) /w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif
 
   / Letter home from boot camp #3  
Only in AMERICA! HAAA,HA!

JOHN DEERE people Im thinkin!
 
   / Letter home from boot camp #4  
Dear Ma and Pa:

Just a short note to let you know that Brother Walt and Brother Elmer made it to the post today. However the Camp Comander would not let them in the gate with the mules. And besides they had also emptied the whole jug on the way down here.

I shore wanted to go out and visit with them tonite, you can smell that possum stew over the whole camp. but the Sargent said I had to go to the camp kitchen and peel potatoes. Can't figure out why they would want so many potatoes, everyone knows that a bag o grits goes a lot farther.

Today they came back and took away my shootin medal. Don't know why, I put the bullet plum through the center of the center of the target. And that was from the window in the top floor of the barracks. The Sargent, he is a real swell fella, just couldn't understand how easy it was. I think he doesn't hear very well as he is always yelling at us.

Well got to turn in now. Tomorrow they are going to teach us how to polish the indoor plumbin, and then we get to go outside and whitewash a bunch of rocks white. Thor shore is a lot to learn to this solderin stuff.

I think they will let Brother Walt and Brother Elmer in tomorrow after they sleep it off. But you may have to come fetch the mules home.

Your loving son Zeb
 

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