MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

[RobS]

MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

70 above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.

60 above
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

40 above
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0
People in Miami all die...
Michiganders lick the flagpole.

20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.

80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!

I couldn't resist, and I'm not even a Michigander yet /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

 

[Jeff396]

<font color=blue>500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!</font color=blue>

The one sports occurance that would make my life complete......but 500 below/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

Lived in MI from 1975 until about 8 years ago and I consider it home. Every team has won their respective championship since then except the lowly Lions. Since, I've lived in AZ (Cardinals) and now SC (Panthers who just fired George Siefort today). I think I'm gonna have to take donations to keep me from moving places and thereby wrecking the NFL teams!/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

Jeff

 

[MJB]

Although I don't live there myself, I would sincerely appreciate it if you did NOT move to Pittsburgh until after the Steelers win the Superbowl this year./w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif GO STEELERS!

 

[ronjhall]

Rob
Those temperatures sound just about right for Michigan. /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif I think Hell will freeze over long before the Lions win the Super Bowl. Next year they are moving to a new stadium near downtown Detroit. /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif Maybe that will give them an incentive to win more than two games next year. /w3tcompact/icons/frown.gif

 

[Jeff396]

If there was ever a poster child for the prevent defense not working...the Lions are it. Can't remember how many games they would be in the lead and squander it in the final two minutes with this ridiculous strategy. I had heard that Barry Sanders was considering coming out of retirement as Michael Jorden did. That is until the Lions stated that he would play for them or for noone. Good choice Barry!!!!

Jeff

 

[gordon]

Thats good I just e-mailed it to a friend in MI

thanks
Gordon

 

[Thomas]

Those Michigan people are sure tough breed of cats. /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

 

[RSeymour]

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!

Guys - It's to late. Hell has frozen over & the Lyons still didn't make it. The link is to Hell, Michigan which is about 5 miles from my house http://www.hell2u.com/index.htm.

 

[ronjhall]

Rick
I can vouch for your report that <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.hell2u.com/>Hell</A> has frozen over. /w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif Drove by Hell, day after New Years. But I'm sure of one thing it wasn't 500 degrees blow zero. /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif It still will have to be 500 degrees below zero before the Detroit Lions win a Super Bowl. /w3tcompact/icons/frown.gif

 

[jinman]

<font color=blue>Maybe that will give them an incentive to win more than two games next year.</font color=blue>

Naw...all they gotta do is play the Cowboys a few more times during the season to improve their record./w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif