My top 10 New Year Resolutions

[missourithunder]

Feel free to chime in fellas. Happy New Year !

10. I will reduce my caffeine intake by putting less coffee in my Creamy Irish Ambrosias.

9. I will drive slower while texting

8. I will spend less time at work and more time on my tractor.

7. I will try and shower after a day of seat time.

6. I will stop beating the dog for peeing on my tractor tires.

5. I will stop running to the garage and turning on the light just to look at my tractor.

4. I will stop watching college football games in the garage while seated on my tractor.

3. I will remember to remove the empty beer can from the cup holder.

2. I will stop using the FEL as an amusement park ride for the neighbor kids.

1. I promise to get more seat time ! ! !

 

[Thomas]

Cute.

 

[sailorman]

1. I will take a bath every Friday night.... whether I need it or not.

2. I will be more like the person my dog thinks I am.

3. I won 't drink any more.... but, I won 't drink any less.

4. I will quit making up reasons to drive my tractor... I will just drive it.

5. I will replace the empty beer can in my cup holder with a fresh one just to prevent cup shrinkage.

6. I will not drive my tractor and drink. I will turn machine off and drink then turn it on and drive.

7. I will stop wondering if my wife thinks I love my tractor more than her.

8. I will not discuss number 7 with my wife. She won 't like my answer.

9. I will stop tryin' to convince my wife to drive the tractor. Why cheat myself out of seat time.

10. I will keep resolutions 1-9. This is however very questionable.

 

[TBDonnelly]

To avoid excessive shrinkage -!NEVER, EVER! - dry a wet tractor in the dryer on the high heat setting. It makes it soooo difficult to get your feet onto the pedals.

Don

 

[missourithunder]

sailorman wrote -
"5. I will replace the empty beer can in my cup holder with a fresh one just to prevent cup shrinkage.

7. I will stop wondering if my wife thinks I love my tractor more than her.

9. I will stop tryin' to convince my wife to drive the tractor. Why cheat myself out of seat time."

Yeaaaaah baby !

MT

 

[deepNdirt]

To avoid excessive shrinkage -!NEVER, EVER! - dry a wet tractor in the dryer on the high heat setting. It makes it soooo difficult to get your feet onto the pedals.

Don

Yeah but at least then you can bring it in the house and sit on it,
Right! Missourithunder

sounds like you really gonna be depriving yourself of some things

 

[missourithunder]

TBDonnelly,
Only deepNdirt could spell out your sense of humor for me. My tractor didn't shrink fool, I just got extremely larger !

MT

 

[deepNdirt]

TBDonnelly,
Only deepNdirt could spell out your sense of humor for me. ...


My tractor didn't shrink, I just got extremely larger !

MT

probably from replacing all the empty beer can in the cup holder with a fresh one.

yeah I catch on quick

 

[missourithunder]

Yes sir. You boys from the deep south got me figured out. Maybe I should try some of that lite beer. I'm starting to weigh as much as my tractor.

MT

 

[TBDonnelly]

TBDonnelly,
Only deepNdirt could spell out your sense of humor for me. My tractor didn't shrink fool, I just got extremely larger !

MT

The lack of a quick response was deafening for me. Now I'm thinkin' the holiday feeding may have done you in (along with the beers)!

(The tractor does look spotless on the wifes hardwood floors. )

Don