National Grammar Day

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Tomorrow (March 4) is National Grammar Day (NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY – March 4 | National Day Calendar).

In observance of National Grammar Day, please be considerate of those who are traumatized when they observe apostrophe abuse.
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Steve
 
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I work ver hard so i no I ain't never spoke no po grammor. So dis don't have no thing dat applis to me. Ed
 
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Whats the difference in the day's prior to the Nations Grammar Day and after???
 
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Whats the difference in the day's prior to the Nations Grammar Day and after???
In the days prior we would let go the extra apostrophe after "day." I realize that's punctuation and not grammar, but it's hard to police one without the other.
 
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Well, one learns something new!

Today (as it's already 'tomorrow', here in Aus) is also "International Drill Instructors Day".

March Fourth!

<I'm going to have fun tonight with the local Navy Cadets... 'Ship's Company... (WAIT for it!!!)... HO!'>
 
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Well, one learns something new!

Today (as it's already 'tomorrow', here in Aus) is also "International Drill Instructors Day".

March Fourth!

<I'm going to have fun tonight with the local Navy Cadets... 'Ship's Company... (WAIT for it!!!)... HO!'>

I have vivid memories of Drill Instructors..... But probably not the same kind we are talking about here....... :)
 
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March 4th is also Employee Appreciation Day........ hope I don't get RIF'd. (Reduction In Force). :eek:
 
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I'm switching to "speech to text", then I can blame all errors on the "machine"!
 
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Ain't that wonderful. I'm just gonna take the day off to appreciate myself.
Should be a national hollerday.
 
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When in doubt, and the word ends with an 's', just put an apostrophe in it.

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Both my grammars are dead, but I've got a step grannpa still alive because one of the grammars married a boy toy AND left him the farm.
 

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