Joe_W
Silver Member
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few
minutes the old man farts and says, "seven points." His wife rolls over and
says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart
football." A few minutes later the wife let's one go and says "touchdown,
tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says,
"touchdown, I'm ahead 14-7." Not to be outdone the wife rips another one
and says, "touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a
squeaker and says "field goal, I lead 17-14." Now the pressure is on and
the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no
avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he
has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What
the hell was that?" The old man replied, "Halftime...switch sides."
Joe W.
minutes the old man farts and says, "seven points." His wife rolls over and
says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart
football." A few minutes later the wife let's one go and says "touchdown,
tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says,
"touchdown, I'm ahead 14-7." Not to be outdone the wife rips another one
and says, "touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a
squeaker and says "field goal, I lead 17-14." Now the pressure is on and
the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no
avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he
has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What
the hell was that?" The old man replied, "Halftime...switch sides."
Joe W.
