Snapping turtles are surprisingly graceful in the water.
This was odd.....but this brought back a memory that will bring a chuckle to some.
Background story: My wife used to be on a competitive synchronized swimming team. This was prior to me knowing her so it was either high school or college.
Point being, the gal is not afraid of the water and she's got some swimming chops.
20/25 years ago, we went down to the Bahama's. I was certified scuba, she had NO interest in that as the air regulator "blasting air down her throat" gave her the heebie jeebies..... so we only went snorkling. We both had mask, snorkel and flippers.
We were at a fairly desolate beach. There was a circular coral reef that acted like a breakwater. This created a HUGE "pond" that was maybe 10/15 feet deep and pretty calm. In a previous conversation, I had told her about me catching a barracuda in Mexico when I was young.... she wasn't sure what fish I was talking about.
We were splashing (swimming) around this lagoon for lack of better word.... working our way out to the reef but, not going to go on it because of the breaking waters. The water visibility here was "foggy", it wasn't as clear as you get while diving.
Suddenly, I saw the "cutest little fish".....it was a baby barracuda. This thing was literally maybe 8-10 inches long and very thin.... In fact, there were several of them together. I had never seen this....but immediately popped my head up to find her.... told her what was there and being curious, she/we both put our heads under again, breathing through the snorkels.
Much like your eyes getting accustomed to the dark.... our eyes got a bit acclimated from being above water to under....looking at them.
Then.... as we were watching the "cute little fishies", it dawned on us.... (me anyway) Don't Barracuda's tend to pack together? Even if not..... gee, I wonder where Mom & Dad are....
On the border of vision (like 10") all the sudden you could suddenly see that we were in a school of Barracuda.....and these were not babies. These were full grown adults. They were staring. Just staring at us, as we watched "their babies". They certainly have a aggressive look about them (and I've witnessed a Barracuda attack in the wild and seen how blindingly fast they are)
Let me go back to remind you that my wife is an accomplished swimmer. I mean to say that the Bit** (said lovingly) has some swimming chops AND NOW, she's outfitted with some swimming fins. She is convinced that they are going to have us for an appetizer.
Let me just say that she just about parted the waters themselves for the second time in mankind history as she absolutely got the "heck outta Dodge" under (I presume) the logic that you don't have to be the fastest.....as long as you are not the slowest.
Hmmmm.......