alchemysa
Veteran Member
You know when your teenage boys have got their first jobs. A lot of fancy shaving gear starts appearing in the bathroom.
(The Gillette Mach 3 Super Turbo Ultra!.. It cuts through the toughest bumfluff like no other razor!)
Of course, to save money to raise these kids, I always shaved with those orange things that were about 5 for a dollar. (They call them disposables. I'd dispose of them when they got so blunt they'd take a patch of skin out with each hair.)
But then the boys got jobs and I got to see what the modern new-age guy is using to shave with. And lucky me, I got to inherit a fancy shaver every couple of months because, naturally, the boys never buy the right refills, or even use up all the blades that come with their fancy shavers. No, after a month or two they had to buy 'the next generation of precision shaving equipment'. So at the bottom of the bathroom cupboard there's always bits and pieces of shavers that a clever guy like me can put together and use. So I also had fancy shaving gear for a couple of years!
But now the boys have left home and all the leftover blades have been used up. So today I had to buy blades again.
But I thought, Hey I can afford it now. The boys are off our hands. Our expenses are down, and I'm worth it! So I'm going to follow the wife around the supermarket and find myself a pack of Mach 5 refills!.
What??!! $26 for eight blades!!! Are you ******* kidding me?!!
So I'm back to the orange things again. $4.95 for 15, and perfectly good enough.
(The Gillette Mach 3 Super Turbo Ultra!.. It cuts through the toughest bumfluff like no other razor!)
Of course, to save money to raise these kids, I always shaved with those orange things that were about 5 for a dollar. (They call them disposables. I'd dispose of them when they got so blunt they'd take a patch of skin out with each hair.)
But then the boys got jobs and I got to see what the modern new-age guy is using to shave with. And lucky me, I got to inherit a fancy shaver every couple of months because, naturally, the boys never buy the right refills, or even use up all the blades that come with their fancy shavers. No, after a month or two they had to buy 'the next generation of precision shaving equipment'. So at the bottom of the bathroom cupboard there's always bits and pieces of shavers that a clever guy like me can put together and use. So I also had fancy shaving gear for a couple of years!
But now the boys have left home and all the leftover blades have been used up. So today I had to buy blades again.
But I thought, Hey I can afford it now. The boys are off our hands. Our expenses are down, and I'm worth it! So I'm going to follow the wife around the supermarket and find myself a pack of Mach 5 refills!.
What??!! $26 for eight blades!!! Are you ******* kidding me?!!
So I'm back to the orange things again. $4.95 for 15, and perfectly good enough.
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