That was good.
Pretty big for a small town. You need to come to Maine, we have 400 people in our 'small town'.
My wife and I had a son. If I could do it over I would also want a daughter who I would call princess and I would spoil her rotten. And she wouldn't be allowed to date until she was 30.
Boy, I'm not sure how that would all work out. I mean we all know how they...(we..us..them)...us are... How would you protect your little girl?
"Boy, you're intentions are Honorable, right?"
(the dad says turning to the side to expose the 9mm ever present on the belt)