Southwest Airlines is under fire for its policy

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OBESE PASSENGERS DEMAND RIGHT TO EAT PERSON IN NEXT SEAT

Policy Would Solve Overcrowding and Spare In-Flight Food Problems

Washington, D.C.; Controversy over a Southwest Airlines' policy continued today as advocates for the obese angrily insisted overweight passengers should not be forced to buy an extra ticket, but should instead be allowed to eat the person in the seat next to them.

Another proposal, to seat Americans at the front planes, has so far failed.

The Southwest guidelines, which are also followed by Continental and American, call for large passengers to purchase two tickets if they cannot fit into one seat. However, Lewis Brockvurst, president of the activist group America Off the Scale, said such a policy was "discriminatory and mean-spirited."

"They are singling out a group that's been very heavily stigmatized rather than making some accommodations," Brockvurst said.

Southwest spokesperson Arlene Dieter, however, insisted that eating passengers was not an accommodation. "Our passengers are not Cheetos," she said.

"Mmmmmm... Cheetos," Brockvurst replied.

According to the Centers for Disease Control, more than 25 percent of Americans are now significantly overweight, and that number continues to increase. Not coincidentally, said Continental Airlines spokesman Mark Fryberg, 90 percent of passenger complaints come from people who say they are crowded by large neighbors. "I hardly think eating them is the answer," he said.

"But if we eat them, no more complaints, lots more room," said Brockvurst. "What are the other 10 percent of complaints about?"



"Customers saying we don't serve enough food," Fryberg replied. "Oh my, this might work."

Not all obese Americans, however, agreed. Many were upset that their own association was propagating a stereotype. "To suggest we would eat smaller passengers implies that we're overweight simply because we eat too much," said Rhonda Gotnik of Arlington, Va. "As everyone knows, the real problem is the seats they make us squeeze into."

"They should be edible," she added.
 
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I'm being discriminated against. I smoke. A lot. I'm addicted to smoking. Obese people are addicted to eating. A lot. If they are allowed to buy two seats and fly, I ought to be able to buy two seats and smoke. With two seats their wouldn't be anyone next to me to complain about my smoking. Everyone else would just have to deal with it. By complaining they are just being discriminatory and mean spirited.

Think it would work? /w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif/w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif/w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif
 
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I think the lawyers just want to force the airlines to put in larger seats so they will be more comfortable when they fly.
 
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Wish I'd thought of that, Centex. Looks to me like you have a future in litigation strategery!!/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif
 
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so if slightly oversized people have to buy 2 seats , does that mean tht a small fellow (like me) only has to pay for 1/2 of a seat?/w3tcompact/icons/tongue.gif
 
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Yes, but you have to sit by the fat sweaty dude that had to buy a seat and a half......
 
   / Southwest Airlines is under fire for its policy #7  
I am a slim fella..... Several years ago when I was flying all over this Country doing my job, I got to my seat assignment and this huge stinking fella was sitting in my seat and his seat. I had the window seat so he had to get up to let me get to mine. When I sat down i put the arm rest down. He moved in and put the arm rest up. I put the arm rest down. He started a rukus that attracted the attention of the stewardess. When she got there he started complaining about me. I said nothing. Just shrugged my shoulders and smiled at her while pinching my nose.

She said to hang on a second and she would be right back. This huge stinker continued to run off at the mouth.

She came back when everyone was seated and asked us both to get up. Chubby said "it's about damned time".

Then she asked me to follow her and told him he could take his seat.

I got to sit in First Class. What a classy Stewardess.

I gave her a kiss on the cheek when we landed.

Tom
 

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